How It Started

1. If I were an animal I'd be a white tiger.

2. Goddamn it, I have always loved tigers. You know I have always thought of myself as a tiger.

1. But I'm a white tiger.

2. So you're more special than a regular tiger?

1. I'm a little out of the ordinary.

2. You bitch. You have stolen my identity. What will I be?

1. You are a dog.

2. Fuck you

1. Some sort of highly intelligent well-trained cool dog

2. No stop there I will be a gazelle

1. But you don't even dance

2. I'll be Bugs Bunny you motherfucker

or what about a fucking cloned sheep or

the world's largest octopus or sasquach or

how about a killer bee? Huh?

How about that?