How It Started
1. If I were an animal I'd be a white tiger.
2. Goddamn it, I have always loved tigers. You know I have always thought of myself as a tiger.
1. But I'm a white tiger.
2. So you're more special than a regular tiger?
1. I'm a little out of the ordinary.
2. You bitch. You have stolen my identity. What will I be?
1. You are a dog.
2. Fuck you
1. Some sort of highly intelligent well-trained cool dog
2. No stop there I will be a gazelle
1. But you don't even dance
2. I'll be Bugs Bunny you motherfucker
or what about a fucking cloned sheep or
the world's largest octopus or sasquach or
how about a killer bee? Huh?
How about that?
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