Job Interview

Do you swallow ssswords? gilded wet
tongue slides smooth fork
down open gullet Didn it?
downwent cat eyes
quickgone under
I groan setting off
nastic movement chain reaction nuclear fusion

Snakes. Can you handle them? big
venomous creatures
known devourers of helpless females and
small children

What about breathing fire? women
scream love! love!
wiggle walk sweet talk
lie down on hard
bed of nails

eaters of glass
pierced with hooks fiercely
pulling their elastic skin
limbless torsoed posing pouting
sequined scales
full of dreams of flying
Are you experienced?

Have you ever been a mermaid?
Made of rubber?
Conjoined with another?
Type with toes?
Balance plates on your nose?
Answer the phone?
Bend over baby show me your assets