Men and Mustaches

Mustaches seem to me generally a mistake unless a man looks like Tom Selleck, has the panache of Poncho Villa or is wearing a Guy Fawkes mask. My casual research on the subject tells me that a majority of public school administrators have ridiculous-looking mustaches that are alarmingly similar to this:



Maybe public schools aren't based on a factory assembly line model after all, but are truer to the goals of the concentration camp. Death to difference!

I need a remembrance of mustaches tied to "real" men. Perhaps like him?



But probably more like him:



Yes. Now we're getting somewhere.

(to be continued after more investigation)